Funny Newspaper Quotes
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I loved writing for the school newspaper. I liked to report and interview people, but I really liked to write columns, funny columns.
— Bonnie Jo Campbell
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
— Johan Huizinga
By investing others with the power to dictate who you are, you rob yourself of an opportunity to truly grow.
— Elissa Schappell
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
— Rita Rudner
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
— Navjot Singh Sidhu
Here is a biblical and churchly spirituality so needed today as an alternative to the new age nostrums that crowd the mall bookstore shelves.
— Gabriel Fackre
I am a gourmand. I like to eat. When I have something that I like, I tend to have too much of it. That is a guilty pleasure.
— Joel Robuchon
Flute of Breath
Dusky condolence
Today i 'll sing you
My Sighs — Satbir Singh Noor
Dusky condolence
Today i 'll sing you
My Sighs — Satbir Singh Noor
If they haven't heard it before it's original.
— Gene Fowler
Poets have the gift to speak for others, Vasko Popa had the very rare quality of hearing the others.
— Octavio Paz
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
— Steve Coogan
Anything you maximize yields in realization of its purpose
— Sunday Adelaja
I have good legs, so I prefer my skirt lengths and my high heels. It's like my uniform.
— Carine Roitfeld
He pleaded so much that he lost his voice. His bones began to fill with words.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez