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Funny News Flash Quotes By Mia Sheridan: Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too.

Sometimes tragic and awful can be funny, too. Sometimes it has to be. — Mia Sheridan

Funny News Flash Quotes By Alan Kay: I don't know how many of you have

I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras. — Alan Kay

Funny News Flash Quotes By Astrid Lindgren: I don't much like to do housework, you

I don't much like to do housework, you know. — Astrid Lindgren

Funny News Flash Quotes By Owen Jones: We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. — Owen Jones

Funny News Flash Quotes By Peter Yarrow: The songs worked as a different kind of

The songs worked as a different kind of rhetoric, one that could reach the fence-sitters. — Peter Yarrow

Funny News Flash Quotes By Michael Josephson: You can't escape moral judgment through a legal

You can't escape moral judgment through a legal loop hole. — Michael Josephson

Funny News Flash Quotes By Rodney Brooks: I won some genetic lottery. I always happened

I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just popped out weird. — Rodney Brooks

Funny News Flash Quotes By Justin Bieber: You don't need to go to church to

You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco. — Justin Bieber

Funny News Flash Quotes By Phillis Wheatley: Proceed, great chief, with virtue on thy sideThy

Proceed, great chief, with virtue on thy sideThy every action let the goddess guide. — Phillis Wheatley

Funny News Flash Quotes By Shannon Hale: Humming the Star Wars theme to encourage myself,

Humming the Star Wars theme to encourage myself, I wobbled onto my feet. Sometimes a girl's gotta provide her own trumpet-heavy heroic soundtrack. — Shannon Hale

Funny News Flash Quotes By Peyton Manning: Pressure is something you feel when you don't

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing. — Peyton Manning