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Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By David Aylward: Writers (of supernatural fiction), who used to strive

Writers (of supernatural fiction), who used to strive for awe and achieve fear, now strive for fear and achieve only disgust. — David Aylward

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By George Burns: Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. — George Burns

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Fred Thompson: We just ask the agency to make reasonable

We just ask the agency to make reasonable and honest decisions, and the public deserves no less. — Fred Thompson

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Paula Deen: I don't care what the haters and naysayers

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny. — Paula Deen

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Rick Riordan: Ah, but I'm wise ," Athena said. "Wise

Ah, but I'm wise ," Athena said. "Wise enough to make you do it instead. — Rick Riordan

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Samantha Towle: I'm not losing you, ever. I know I

I'm not losing you, ever. I know I fuck up regularly, but I can't fuck us up. — Samantha Towle

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Nathaniel: yourself the following "prayer". Just for today, be

yourself the following "prayer". Just for today, be at peace, Just for today, be happy, Be kind to people, Focus on your work, And be thankful. — Nathaniel

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Jonathan Carroll: Just write about what bites you and damn

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest. — Jonathan Carroll

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Norman McLaren: Film is changing, and it can't help but

Film is changing, and it can't help but keep changing. — Norman McLaren

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Plutarch: The state of life is most happy where

The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. — Plutarch

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Ben Stein: I am scared of getting old. I am

I am scared of getting old. I am scared of being ill. — Ben Stein

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Zach Braff: When I let some girl take me in

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion. — Zach Braff

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Julie Murphy: I wanted nothing more than to feel something,

I wanted nothing more than to feel something, but I didn't know how to deal with what came after the feeling. — Julie Murphy

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Rebecca Pidgeon: Farm Aid was started in 1985 by Willie

Farm Aid was started in 1985 by Willie Nelson, Neil Young, John Mellencamp and Dave Matthews as a concert to support small local farms in the U.S. — Rebecca Pidgeon

Funny Never Drinking Again Quotes By Eoin Colfer: world was dripping down his eyeballs like wet

world was dripping down his eyeballs like wet oil paint down a canvas. — Eoin Colfer