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How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? — Andy Weir

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress

In a weird way, when I was looking back, I didn't know I was going to be a director until I was. — Mike Nichols

Good people don't go to heaven. Forgiven people go to heaven. — Andy Stanley

Jane! will you hear reason?' (he stooped and approached his lips to my ear) 'because, if you won't, I'll try violence. — Charlotte Bronte

Sometimes it was better to keep Pandora's box closed. — Melissa De La Cruz

Today a celebrity sex video isn't a stigma that requires penance and smarm removal; it's a branding device, a platform enhancer, a show reel. — James Wolcott

I can't imagine what possessed you to propose to me."
"Well that will give you something to puzzle over any time you can't sleep. — Georgette Heyer

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she'd never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

He did not have to read the careful number to know the weight of Emily's heart; he'd held it for years — Jodi Picoult