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Which man among us is not, most of the time, possessed of the desire to curl himself into a foetal ball? — Rick Moody

I'm all for crossovers if they benefit the individual books. — J. Michael Straczynski

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

Tell the readers a story! Because without a story, you are merely using words to prove you can string them together in logical sentences. — Anne McCaffrey

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! — Rodney Dangerfield

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. — Henny Youngman

My eye was drawn to a bright green hue, the same shade as a poisonous Amazonian frog, the tiny, delightfully deadly ones. — Gail Honeyman

I have a fantastic mirror, who ever looks into it feels lot more younger while every other lot more older. — Gopichand Lagadapati

What we desire for ourselves, we wish for all — J. S. Woodsworth

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will find his way to you. — Cher

I don't talk about consciousness. I talk about interiority. — Ken Wilber

I held a nail in place and slammed it with the hammer. Best. Chore. Ever. — Cate Tiernan

The hungry kid smiles, as though the cascade of waste paper is a firework display. She squints into the sun to follow them as they fly. — M.R. Carey