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There is nothing to find, only to realize. There is nothing to become, only to be. There is nothing to fear, only to love. — Marianne Williamson

I obeyed, but my crime was that I did not look obedient. — Tehmina Durrani

I'm a bit too much of a people pleaser and that can be frustrating for people in your life. — Jason Ritter

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown

As if that in some way made it better, that fate hadn't planned it weeks in advance. — David Levithan

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. — Hobart Brown

We're going to move left and right at the same time. — Jerry Brown

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries. — Margaret Wise Brown

I think there are just as many assholes meeting the old-fashioned way as there are meeting in the new hookup culture. — Madonna Ciccone

Possessions are not God's blessing and goodness, but the opportunities of service which he entrusts to us. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

No reporter is flying around in borrowed twin-engine airplanes. — Dee Dee Myers

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

Every first episode of a season has been crafted like another pilot. — Anna Torv

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me. — Ellen DeGeneres

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls. — Louise Brown

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. — James Brown

How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? — Madi Brown

It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores. — Yvette Nicole Brown

Funny thing, watching gods realize they've been mortal all along. — Pierce Brown

So is that why you're hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?"
"I don't know. Maybe. Is it working? — Elizabeth Brown

If only I could be hidden in a corner, so as not to be tempted to worry about things that are not really my business. — Rose Philippine Duchesne

Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?"

"Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A half-starved limping government, always moving upon crutches and tottering at every step ... — George Washington

Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing. — Pierce Brown

The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. — Sue Civil-Brown

Some days you were the bitch and some days you were shit that came out of the bitch's toy poodle. Today was one of those days I was the latter. — Stacey Marie Brown

I majored in geology in college but have majored in Herbert Hoover ever since. — Lou Henry Hoover

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. — Helen Gurley Brown

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

He was all over me like brown rice! — L'Poni Baldwin

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson. — Yvette Nicole Brown

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet. — Wanda Sykes

The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. — Frederic Brown

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

I've never been lucky. The day my ship came in, I was at the airport. — Rodney Dangerfield

A rich man's joke is always funny. — Thomas Edward Brown

You could be adding gasoline to a roaring fire. We understand that. But this is who we are. — Brett Brown