Funny Mr Burns Quotes
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You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.
— Kiersten White
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
— George Burns
Wise are my ways witty my actions
— N.A. Parnham
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
— George Burns
I can't bear to be around people who are bland or bored or uninterested (or to employ them).
— Anita Roddick
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
— George Burns
Don't be one of those who don't want others to be empowered. Share information. Try to make the next person, smarter.
— Steve Maraboli
The good company counts in your life, make a right choice because bad company will eat you alive.
— Euginia Herlihy
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
— George Burns
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
— George Burns
She didn't understand us. No one would.
— C.D. Reiss
I think your vision gets better as you get older.
— Jennifer Donnelly
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
I don't really enjoy filming.
— Bill Forsyth
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
— Norman Douglas
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
— George Burns
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns