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Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? — Lisa Unger

Fear is the tool of a man-made devil — Napoleon Hill

Justice delayed is justice denied — William Ewart Gladstone

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

I need you because I'm in love with you, Eden, and I have no idea how I'll ever get over you. — Estelle Maskame

Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes. — A. J. Jacobs

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Age in a virtuous person, of either sex, carries in it an authority which makes it preferable to all the pleasures of youth. — Richard Steele

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

One gets wrapped up in reacting to one's own reputation, which can be a kind of trap. — Rirkrit Tiravanija

We're going to move left and right at the same time. — Jerry Brown

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver. — Dave Barry

Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. — Eminem

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

I am also working on a couple of short stories for anthologies. This is new to me and I'm enjoying it. — Judith Guest

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. — Lena Dunham

Ideas stand in the corner and laugh while we fight over them. — Marty Rubin

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. — Zach Galifianakis

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster. — John Madden

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving — Mira Grant

No black or white America-just United States of America. — Barack Obama

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

It's funny, but ... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you. — Thomas McGuane

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down. — William E. Coles Jr.

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show. — Jim Carrey

When someone close to you dies, move seats. — Jimmy Carr

Just because we are working hard does not mean we are making anything happen. — Wayne Muller

Privilege," she said gently, "gives the crown its shine. Duty gives it its weight. — Grace Draven

Although I doubt He [Jesus] said "believeth" as He was Jewish and not a fancy-pants English fellow. — Lisa Samson

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos

Maddie swallowed hard and tried to channel ... which actress? Damn, she couldn't think of an
actress to save her life! She was on her own. — Jill Shalvis

The World is Very Flat, There is no doubt of that. (Night Thoughts of a tortoise suffering fom insomnia on a lawn) — E.V. Rieu

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold