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I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids. — Jim Norton

I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny. — Neil Gaiman

I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath! — Melissa Aragon

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them. — Jacquelyn Ayres

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Let's see if your right foot is as fearless as your mouth. — Doug Solter

These are the best things I've ever had in my mouth! — Mora Early

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing. Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off. — Brandon Mull

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman

Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed ... into my mouth. — Louis C.K.

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe! — Henny Youngman

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly. — Mitch Hedberg

Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all. — Mark Lawrence

A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot. — M.F. Moonzajer

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth — J.A. Saare

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Stevia does something funny to the chemistry of my mouth. There's no fooling a taste bud, in my experience. — Jonathan Franzen

My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling, — R. O. Barton

Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps. — Santosh Kalwar

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Aristotle.

When the silent majority opens its mouth, it is usually to yawn. — Gerd De Ley

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years - barnyard sounds. — Simone Elkeles

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth. — Sarah Kay

Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'. — Lauren DeStefano

It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Derek Jameson

EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH. — Lauren Conrad