Funny Motor Racing Quotes

Funny Motor Racing Quotes & Sayings

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Look up there! That's the sky! — Murray Walker

And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car. — Murray Walker

And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill. — Murray Walker

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is. — Murray Walker

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

I was there when I said it. — Murray Walker

Mansell can see him in his earphone. — Murray Walker

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place. — Murray Walker

The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander. — Murray Walker

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. — Murray Walker

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve. — Murray Walker

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way. — Murray Walker

And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures. — Murray Walker

I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one. — Murray Walker

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi? — Doug Solter

Schumacher has made his final stop three times. — Murray Walker

And he's lost both right front tires. — Murray Walker

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher. — Murray Walker

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? — Murray Walker

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record. — Murray Walker

Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. — Murray Walker

And there's the man in the green flag! — Murray Walker

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

Unless I am very much mistaken ... I AM very much mistaken ... ! — Murray Walker

As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. — Murray Walker

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th. — Murray Walker

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over. — Murray Walker

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth. — Murray Walker