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Gentle reminder, Smile please. — Vikrmn

You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave back all your MONEY. — R.v.m.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing. — Paul Stanley

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

Whoever can do as he pleases, commands when he entreats. — Pierre Corneille

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon. — Habeeb Akande

It's a lethal thing to suddenly raise taxes. — Robert Mundell

It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. — Dave Grohl

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. — Will Rogers

Can man direct his course? — Lailah Gifty Akita

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. — Joe Girard

We live in a world where black humanity is a relatively new idea. — Marc Lamont Hill

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants — Roald Dahl

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter. — Thomas Fuller

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back. — Larry McMurtry

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi

I jumped out of a goddamn airplane with Matt. Because of Matt. For Matt. — Jessica Park

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me. — Olivia Wilde

Privacy and Job : One
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Religious Leader Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
Religion of Blue Circle
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September 26, 2016 — Petra Hermans

It's no more dangerous to society than a radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds. — Tina Fey

Some films are slices of life, mine are slices of cake — Alfred Hitchcock

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm. — Malcolm Forbes

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. — Frank Zappa

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

O beautiful, to make escape
And leave this world behind.
Had I to stay another day
I'd lose my fucking mind... — Gregory Maguire

I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better. — Salma Hayek

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled. — Saurabh Sharma

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If you watch a film from beginning to end, with no women in it, it's really difficult. — Evangeline Lilly

Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same — Praveen Kumar

Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey