Funny Mothers Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Funny Mothers
Funny Mothers Quotes & Sayings
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Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.
— Robert Breault
All mothers are slightly insane.
— J.D. Salinger
I'M PRETTY GOOD at multitasking, so I figured I could flee in terror and argue at the same time.
— Rick Riordan
Responsiblity is the great developer of men.
— Mary Parker Follett
Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.
— Michael Schmicker
Of course, this is the season to be jolly, but it is also a good time to be thinking about those who aren't.
— Helen Valentine
She found Lucy to be about as interesting as a toothache.
— Douglas Clegg
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
— William Shakespeare
Running, I soon realized, was the best way to stay ahead of fear.
— Margot Livesey
Your ultimate goal in life is to become your best self. Your immediate goal is to get on the path that will lead you there.
— David Viscott
I wanted that future officer to weigh decisions with a supple mind and to be comfortable with nuance and uncertainty.
— Craig M. Mullaney
You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born.
— Louis Eric Barrier
A good artist must be good at many things.
— Rick Riordan
Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.
Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15) — Sally Harris
Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15) — Sally Harris
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions.
— Stephen Covey
The wise man never loses his temper.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero