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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
One thing you never hear is Man that guy is good at badminton.
— Demetri Martin
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
— Bill Bailey
the questions a person asked often taught the hearer more about that person than they might realise.
— Christopher G. Nuttall
Let me go," I said, my gaze dropping to his hand, holding the hem of my jacket. He closed his eyes briefly.
"I don't know how," he whispered. — Claire Contreras
"I don't know how," he whispered. — Claire Contreras
There is a fountain who is a King.
— Dennis Jernigan
Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
— H.L. Mencken
Universities are seminaries to produce Leftists
— Dennis Prager
Sometimes Fate does something so brilliant that you forget for a minute what a cruel bitch she can be.
— Jayleigh Cape
I am not an oligarch. I am a servant and I try to align my interests and those of my investors.
— Yuri Milner
Fangirl rage. It demands to be feared.
— Zechariah Barrett