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It's funny isn't it? People claim to know what love is
yet the minute they're given the opportunity to prove it
they bail. — Rachel Van Dyken

I quite like childlike songs, which sometimes cross over. — Alan Price

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. — Zach Braff

All kings are blind. The good ones see this and use more than their eyes to lead. — J.R. Ward

Whatever your situation, God wants to heal you, strengthen you, and lead you to a place where you can enjoy life again. — Joyce Meyer

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. — Richelle Mead

She's laughing at me. "What's funny, Gidget?" "You love me." I laugh back. "I do, and I'm going to show you just how much every chance I get. — J.A. Huss

I'm a big comedy nerd, so I'm always looking for the chance to be funny. — Colin Hanks

For all good and evil, whether in the body or in human nature, originates ... in the soul, and overflows from thence, as from the head into the eyes. — Plato

And maybe that's what love was, giving someone the power to shatter you and trusting that they wouldn't. — Kandi Steiner

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself. — Ian Frazier

Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. — Tia Giacalone

I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. — Zooey Deschanel

There are worse prisons than words. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like. — William Sadler

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Craig Bruce

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. — Winston S. Churchill

Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal. — Bauvard

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance

The more you read, the more you calm down. — Robert M. Pirsig

What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. — Haven Kimmel

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla

There is none but he
Whose being I do fear; and under him
My genius is rebuked, as it is said
Mark Antony's was by Caesar. — William Shakespeare

I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. — C.J. Redwine

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. — Karen Chance

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

Look, I had to take chances or it wasn't fun being funny. — Mel Brooks

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance

I find it very easy to be alone. I'm a writer, for heaven's sakes! — Simon Mawer

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. — David Allen