Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes

My staff's job is to adjust to circumstances with technical precision and artful grace so that every patron has a wonderful experience. — Danny Meyer

It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it! — Rachel Vincent

The top line is that hubris is a disease that comes from success. — Peter Beinart

When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track. — Peter De Vries

Do you think we should tell the police?" "Not yet. We don't have anything to tell them. Only some vague suspicions." "Ok, but be careful. Got an — Maighread MacKay

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Lie down on the ground and feel the planet's heart beating. — Paulo Coelho

The power of getting to know one another is so immense, eclipsed only by first getting to know ourselves. — Bryant McGill

Love is not just tolerance. It's not just distant appreciation. It's a warm sense of, 'I am enjoying the fact that you are you.' — N. T. Wright

Duty doesn't need to call; it only needs to whisper. And if you heed the call, no matter what happens, you have no need for regret. Odd Thomas — Dean Koontz

That's how New York looked: like a gorgeous, easy thing to have, even for me. — Jennifer Egan

You look like you. Only with the volume turned up. — Rainbow Rowell

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. — Brendan Behan