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Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Danny Meyer: My staff's job is to adjust to circumstances

My staff's job is to adjust to circumstances with technical precision and artful grace so that every patron has a wonderful experience. — Danny Meyer

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Rachel Vincent: It's not the length of the word; it's

It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it! — Rachel Vincent

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Peter Beinart: The top line is that hubris is a

The top line is that hubris is a disease that comes from success. — Peter Beinart

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Peter De Vries: When I see a paragraph shrinking under my

When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track. — Peter De Vries

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Maighread MacKay: Do you think we should tell the police?"

Do you think we should tell the police?" "Not yet. We don't have anything to tell them. Only some vague suspicions." "Ok, but be careful. Got an — Maighread MacKay

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Robert Green Ingersoll: Every sect is a certificate that God has

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Paulo Coelho: Lie down on the ground and feel the

Lie down on the ground and feel the planet's heart beating. — Paulo Coelho

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Bryant McGill: The power of getting to know one another

The power of getting to know one another is so immense, eclipsed only by first getting to know ourselves. — Bryant McGill

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By N. T. Wright: Love is not just tolerance. It's not just

Love is not just tolerance. It's not just distant appreciation. It's a warm sense of, 'I am enjoying the fact that you are you.' — N. T. Wright

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Dean Koontz: Duty doesn't need to call; it only needs

Duty doesn't need to call; it only needs to whisper. And if you heed the call, no matter what happens, you have no need for regret. Odd Thomas — Dean Koontz

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Jennifer Egan: That's how New York looked: like a gorgeous,

That's how New York looked: like a gorgeous, easy thing to have, even for me. — Jennifer Egan

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: You look like you. Only with the volume

You look like you. Only with the volume turned up. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny Monday Morning Coffee Quotes By Brendan Behan: All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. — Brendan Behan