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Don't be afraid of your own imagination. No matter what you write, there's always someone out there who will appreciate it.
— B.A. Gabrielle
I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern tragedy.
— Alan Lightman
It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.
— Lindsey Kelk
One thing you can't pretend to be is funny.
— Cynthia Lewis
Remember, Peter: you are some hybrid of friend and hired help. You have latitude, but you can't get uppity.
— Michael Cunningham
To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question.
— Adrian Barnes
She killed to get the dream she wanted, then found out it didn't want her back.
— Robyn Hugo McIntyre
Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.
— Doug TenNapel
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
— Jimmy Carr
I love fried okra. The fact that it's okra makes me feel like it's good for you - I forget the fact that it's fried.
— Jason Aldean
I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.
— Dan Stevens
A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
— Evelyn Waugh
He who puts off nothing till tomorrow has done a great deal.
— Baltasar Gracian