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Oh, storms. That was awful."
"No it was funny. You seem to get those two mixed up a lot. Don't worry. I'm here to help. — Brandon Sanderson

I have noticed if I pull from fear or despair about the state of the world, I get tired, ineffective, afraid and sometimes mean-spirited. — Elizabeth Lesser

Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol. — Kirt J. Boyd

'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was ... funny, that's what it is. — Neill Blomkamp

Every film has to be the next something else; originality isn't celebrated because you can't market it. — Nick Moran

Enjoy yourself as much as you like - if only you keep from sin. — John Bosco

I was half expecting it, but it still came as kind of a shock when the barrier stayed down. It's funny how some things can be so mixed up like that. — Gavin Extence

I like retirement. — Barry Sanders

That which is imagined need never be lost. — Clive Barker

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. — Adolf Hitler

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don't think they're funny and the non-lawyers don't think they're jokes. — John Roberts

We were never motorheads. We knew fast cars. We knew how to siphon gas - me - charge the battery when it was down. But never hot-wired a car. — Joe Biden

Holy wisdom confounds Satan and all his wickednesses. — Francis Of Assisi

Giorgio Agamben is possibly the most delicate and probing thinker since Walter Benjamin. — Avital Ronell

You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it. — Beverly Rycroft

Guru is heavy, because he carries Lord Krishna in his heart. — Radhanath Swami

There is no future for me as a closing pitcher. — Danny McBride

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood. — Charles Dickens

Writing fiction for money is a mug's game. — Stephen King

The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas

My self-confidence can be measured out in teaspoons mixed into my poetry, and it still always tastes funny in my mouth. — Sarah Kay