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I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
— Michael W. Grimard
There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind.
— Edmund S. Muskie
I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.
— Mitch Hedberg
Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
Petty minds foster petty hearts, and have the funny habit of shooting themselves in the foot.
— Adriano Bulla
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.
— Bill Austin
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
— Oscar Wilde
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
— Rick Riordan
Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
— Bill Watterson
It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
— Randy Newman
Let us go forth and unconquer the world!
— Tom Althouse
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
— Bobby Darin
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.
— Jay Mark D. Saga-ad
The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears.
— Yongey Mingyur
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
I was of course discussing the book of Leviticus. I don't know why your mind is so filthy these days, Bingley.— Marsha Altman
I've always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don't mind. Russell Brand has one, too.
— John Duover
It is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.
— Annie Dillard
Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France.
— Charles De Gaulle
Sex, Emma thought. It curdled the mind and turned one into a drooling idiot. She had firsthand knowledge.
— Kate Rothwell
As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.
— Charles Dickens
Wouldn't have pegged you for a dancer," he spoke to my mind."Funny, I would have pegged you for a stalker," I shot back. — Becca Fitzpatrick
You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep.
— Kim Stanley Robinson
Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters.
— John C. Wright
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
— Jack Benny
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
— Noel Fielding
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.
— Walter Matthau
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind.
— Confucius
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind.
— Curtis Jackson
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'
— Gabriel Iglesias
The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next.
— Glendon Swarthout
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
Why are we so addicted to social media?Because, our limbic system is craving for rewards, pleasure, acceptance and expansion through mind. — Saurabh Sharma
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Funny how quickly the mind moves, but how slowly time does when you're in pain.
— Josephine Angelini
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
