Funny Midnight Quotes
Collection of top 13 famous quotes about Funny Midnight
Funny Midnight Quotes & Sayings
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Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
— Steven Wright
She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list.
— C.C. Hunter
I didn't dare to dream of making money. But now of course, I've made many thousands of dollars sharpening pencils.
— David Rees
Hunger that comes and goes turns time into memory.
— Jane Hirshfield
Preserving and protecting the state tobacco settlement funds is the nation's Governors highest priority.
— Mel Carnahan
I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her?
— R. J. Anderson
Sympathy is the child of imagination
— Clarence Darrow
Keep doing what you've been doing and you will keep getting what you've been getting!
— Jackie Cooper
Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.
— Richelle Mead
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight
— Colleen Hoover
