Funny Midnight Quotes: top 13 famous quotes about Funny Midnight

Funny Midnight Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Midnight quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ... — Clive Barker

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof? — Steven Wright

She already had a headache-she didn't want to add 'get tortured' to today's to-do list. — C.C. Hunter

I didn't dare to dream of making money. But now of course, I've made many thousands of dollars sharpening pencils. — David Rees

Hunger that comes and goes turns time into memory. — Jane Hirshfield

Preserving and protecting the state tobacco settlement funds is the nation's Governors highest priority. — Mel Carnahan

I found her lying naked on the lawn at midnight, can I keep her? — R. J. Anderson

Sympathy is the child of imagination — Clarence Darrow

Keep doing what you've been doing and you will keep getting what you've been getting! — Jackie Cooper

Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered. — Richelle Mead

His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy. — C.C. Hunter

What the hell was I thinking? that wasn't funny. It was supposed to be funny, but it's after midnight, and I'm never funny after midnight — Colleen Hoover

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger