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Our history is responsible for the differences in the South African way of life. — P. W. Botha

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo. — Jerry Coleman

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. — Groucho Marx

Give Hong Kong to an Artist. He can use it. It can be poetised. — Baris Gencel

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy, — Patricia Marx

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. — Groucho Marx

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor. — Groucho Marx

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx

Take from others what you want, but never be a disciple of anyone. — Alexander Sutherland Neill

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. — Richard Marx

This in no way means I don't still hate you, he muttered as he nuzzled his nose and mouth against Zane's temple and closed his eyes. — Madeleine Urban

Labor is a man crowning glory."
"Not this man's."
"I quote Marx"
I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.
"I quote blisters. — John Fowles

The grace of service is the spirit of belonging. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. — Zig Ziglar

We had a great time on the bench talking about crime, mother-stabbin', father raping, all kinds of groovy things. — Arlo Guthrie

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. — Groucho Marx

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. — Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. — Groucho Marx

Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you. — Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. — Groucho Marx

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx