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Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Lou Reed: They tied his arms behind his back to

They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin. — Lou Reed

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Kate Winslet: I was the kid who never won the

I was the kid who never won the races. I never jumped the highest. I wasn't on the list of the high-achieving. — Kate Winslet

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By H.L. Mencken: It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. — H.L. Mencken

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Widad Akreyi: Peace may be hard to achieve, but is

Peace may be hard to achieve, but is possible with small yet essential steps that are guided by courage and sufficient commitment. — Widad Akreyi

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Kris Vallotton: You can sacrifice and not love. But you

You can sacrifice and not love. But you cannot love and not sacrifice. — Kris Vallotton

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Alex Rodriguez: Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it

Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it boil. — Alex Rodriguez

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Allen Ginsberg: Soul identical to each to each ... look

Soul identical to each to each ... look in my eyes and speak to yourself, that makes me
everybody's lover — Allen Ginsberg

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Debra Holland: Who would have thought God would send a

Who would have thought God would send a bad man and a sheriff just to save Prince? — Debra Holland

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Cassandra Clare: The destruction of all Shadowhunters' said Scott. 'I

The destruction of all Shadowhunters' said Scott. 'I rather thought you knew that. It isn't a gardening club. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Drake: It's a shame, she had me convinced that

It's a shame, she had me convinced that she could've been a dime. I guess I lost another one to the wintertime. — Drake

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Bob Taft: A dynamic economy begins with a good education.

A dynamic economy begins with a good education. — Bob Taft

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Rich Wilkerson Jr.: The thing about faith is that you have

The thing about faith is that you have to have it before you need it. — Rich Wilkerson Jr.

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By John Bradshaw: Growing up means leaving home and becoming a

Growing up means leaving home and becoming a self supporting adult. I think this the hardest task any human being hast to face. — John Bradshaw

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By John Malkovich: And if you say a word about this

And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse. — John Malkovich

Funny Maple Leafs Quotes By Lionel Shriver: Other people savor the symmetry of opposites.

Other people savor the symmetry of opposites. — Lionel Shriver