Funny Man's Best Friend Quotes

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Love is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person. — Selwyn Hughes

On our watch, the conversation with a would-be suicide bomber will not begin with the words, 'You have the right to remain silent.' — Mitt Romney

Too often, it is only love that makes us engaged enough, alert enough, alive enough to see — Cristina Nehring

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men — Bill Engvall

I'm against fashionable thinking. — Herman Kahn

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage. — Jeph Jacques

You do have to overcome the child's thinking that this new woman, who is not their mother, is going to be in their lives. — Nancy O'Dell

I routinely failed to understand that 'simple and straightforward' would have been a much better product strategy for Lotus. — Mitch Kapor

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. — Corey Ford

I aspire to a poetry of great formal integrity, deep passion and high intellect, and I have many models for how to do that. — Edward Hirsch

It has been said, error is human; I say, error is love. — Victor Hugo

I think you can have a Left that isn't culturally conservative talking about lunch-bucket issues. — Richard Rorty