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Funny Making Up Quotes By Michael Caine: I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

Funny Making Up Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jackson Lanzing: What? Why are you making the glee nose?

What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

Funny Making Up Quotes By Becky Albertalli: I HAVE TO MEET HIM. I don't think

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

Funny Making Up Quotes By Louise Erdrich: My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone

My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? — Louise Erdrich

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jorge Valdano: Playing against a defensive opponent is just as

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree. — Jorge Valdano

Funny Making Up Quotes By Lisa Kudrow: I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

Funny Making Up Quotes By Busy Philipps: I've always liked being funny and making people

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

Funny Making Up Quotes By Dave Pirner: As funny as it sounds, the best thing

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. — Dave Pirner

Funny Making Up Quotes By Danika Stone: Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

Funny Making Up Quotes By Chanel West Coast: I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jeannine Garsee: I can't believe he's making you wait till

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

Funny Making Up Quotes By Joan Rivers: I said to my husband, 'Why don't you

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

Funny Making Up Quotes By W.C. Fields: No man is the boss of his own

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

Funny Making Up Quotes By Eminem: Trust is hard to come by. That's why

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

Funny Making Up Quotes By Robyn Carr: How do you know?""Well, I don't, I'm making

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

Funny Making Up Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: There's something that's really fun about the challenge

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Making Up Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was making love to this girl and

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Making Up Quotes By Yogi Berra: On being the guest of honor at an

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra

Funny Making Up Quotes By Tim Heidecker: There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. — Tim Heidecker

Funny Making Up Quotes By Ali Farahnakian: Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. — Ali Farahnakian

Funny Making Up Quotes By Penny Reid: Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. — Penny Reid

Funny Making Up Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: Love has a way of making the sane

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny Making Up Quotes By Garry Shandling: After making love I said to my girl,

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

Funny Making Up Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Making Up Quotes By John Green: Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You

Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you. — John Green

Funny Making Up Quotes By Robert Breault: There is a time early in life when

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

Funny Making Up Quotes By Brian Littrell: I've always tried to be funny, or stupid,

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

Funny Making Up Quotes By Edna Ferber: About mistakes it's funny. You got to make

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: That's what I hate about a lot of

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Making Up Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Funny Making Up Quotes By Emo Philips: Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

Funny Making Up Quotes By Anne Rice: And then he glanced at the ceiling and,

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

Funny Making Up Quotes By Becky Albertalli: Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda?

Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda? — Becky Albertalli

Funny Making Up Quotes By ONE: You'll pay for making Genos look like modern

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

Funny Making Up Quotes By Charles Darwin: I love fools' experiments. I am always making

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. — Charles Darwin

Funny Making Up Quotes By Bauvard: Every culture has some ritual for joining two

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

Funny Making Up Quotes By Rina Suryakusuma: stop making plans, cause i know life has

stop making plans, cause i know life has a a funny ways of ruining it all — Rina Suryakusuma

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I think being successful in comedy is being

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Making Up Quotes By Werley Nortreus: Racism is not funny, because it won't solve

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Funny Making Up Quotes By Scott Douglas: There was the smell of old books, a

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas

Funny Making Up Quotes By Brandon Stanton: Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Funny Making Up Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Making Up Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Look at you making a joke! You're funny.

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

Funny Making Up Quotes By Gerard Way: One time, Bert and I were making out

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. — Gerard Way

Funny Making Up Quotes By Jemaine Clement: There's something funny about being on a big

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement

Funny Making Up Quotes By Todd Solondz: So far, at least, I haven't found a

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. — Todd Solondz

Funny Making Up Quotes By Denis Norden: I used to like writing for comedians -

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden