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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen

What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? — Louise Erdrich

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree. — Jorge Valdano

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. — Dave Pirner

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. — Chanel West Coast

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. — Jim Gaffigan

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices. — Tim Heidecker

Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. — Ali Farahnakian

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. — Penny Reid

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you. — John Green

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

About mistakes it's funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad. — Edna Ferber

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda? — Becky Albertalli

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. — Charles Darwin

Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks. — Bauvard

stop making plans, cause i know life has a a funny ways of ruining it all — Rina Suryakusuma

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas

Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'. — Brandon Stanton

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. — Gerard Way

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny. — Todd Solondz

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden