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I see the US Open as glamorous. That's the word that comes to mind. — Eugenie Bouchard

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me. — Craig Ferguson

I HAVE TO MEET HIM.
I don't think I can keep this up. I don't care if it ruins everything. I'm this close to making out with my laptop screen. — Becky Albertalli

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree. — Jorge Valdano

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. — Dave Pirner

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. — Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' — Joan Rivers

He feeds off their fear and fans it to flames. — Susan Dennard

Fighting is a lot like making love. Timing is everything. — Miles Watson

Even when we do our very best to treat those close to us with utmost respect and understanding, conflict happens. That's life. That's human nature. — Sharon Salzberg

If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices. — Mother Teresa

Let me be clear: I don't want to make love to a mannequin - I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I love making friends ... it's people I can't stand. — Linus Torvalds

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." — Garry Shandling

Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal. — Shannon L. Alder

Exaggerating won't make you feel any better,. — Anfal Khaliq

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how far down a path you go, if it's the wrong path, turn around and go back home - before it is too late. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. — Brian Littrell

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. — Charles Darwin

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

I don't understand people, never will. It looks like I got to travel pretty much alone. — Charles Bukowski