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Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man.

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Harvey MacKay: Day in and day out, your tax accountant

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By James L. Brooks: I laugh every day. There are days when

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Carroll Bryant: How am I going to explain to my

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Tim Vine: The other day someone left a piece of

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Kevin Hart: I don't write material. Funny things happen to

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. — Kevin Hart

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Kelly Bishop: I've been lucky enough to play some funny,

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier. — Kelly Bishop

Funny Make Your Day Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: Whenever I'm running an hour late for for

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer