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Funny Mafia Quotes By Harold Macmillan: No man should ever lose sleep over public

No man should ever lose sleep over public affairs. — Harold Macmillan

Funny Mafia Quotes By J.J. McAvoy: Step one, accept she was a damn boss.

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

Funny Mafia Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: Magic is not science, it is a collection

Magic is not science, it is a collection of ways to do things ways that work but often we don't know why. — Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Mafia Quotes By Joe Pesci: I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? — Joe Pesci

Funny Mafia Quotes By Henny Youngman: I bought my wife a little Italian car.

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. — Henny Youngman

Funny Mafia Quotes By Annie Sprinkle: It's a pity that there's such a negative

It's a pity that there's such a negative connotation about paying for sex. — Annie Sprinkle

Funny Mafia Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I am originally from Indiana. I know what

I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Mafia Quotes By Dave Beard: I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard

Funny Mafia Quotes By Jamie O'Neill: A wedding left the church and, meeting a

A wedding left the church and, meeting a funeral, walked three steps with the dead. — Jamie O'Neill

Funny Mafia Quotes By James O'Barr: Life is just a dream on the way

Life is just a dream on the way to death. — James O'Barr

Funny Mafia Quotes By Tom Lenk: I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and

I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy shows. — Tom Lenk

Funny Mafia Quotes By Ernest Newman: A good composer is slowly discovered and a

A good composer is slowly discovered and a bad composer is slowly found out. — Ernest Newman

Funny Mafia Quotes By Rumi: Let's ask God to help us to self-control

Let's ask God to help us to self-control for one who lacks it, lacks his grace. — Rumi