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Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava. — Mark Leiren-Young

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

P.S. Please give my love to Tink, she always was such a funny little bug — Jodi Lynn Anderson

You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you. — Werley Nortreus

An ounce of logic can be worth more than a ton of tradition that has become obsolete through the weathering of time. — Ed Parker

Purity strikes me as the most mysterious of the virtues and the more I think about it the less I know about it. — Flannery O'Connor

What does the good ship bear so well? The cocoa-nut with its stony shell, And the milky sap of its inner cell. — John Greenleaf Whittier

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today. — Lewis Carroll

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry

Getting rid of the drugs doesn't get rid of all the other ways you learned to deal with the world. It's not that easy. — Amy Reed

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around. — Mark W. Boyer

We all love our brothers, in spite of the fact that none of us has a clue what's really in their hearts. — Aaron Starmer

But maybe I could be the wacky, unpredictable girl; the kind who always fascinates more conservative men in the movies. — E. Lockhart

Dogs are angels full of poop. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod

Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I love your hairless chest." She nuzzled his pecs. "So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue. — Nicole Archer

We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don't. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don't! — Tamsyn Bester