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You'll never learn a thing from a competitor weaker than you. — Harvey MacKay

[To be an artist,] this desire to conquer all with images. — Gunter Grass

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man) — Andrew Sturm

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

A man who does not think and plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door. — Confucius

When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. — Bill Ballance

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon

All three wore the air of superiority assumed by people who are already in a place when studying new arrivals. — Agatha Christie

I always assume that democracy is the only good form of government, quite frankly, and democracy is always to be preferred. — Jeane Kirkpatrick

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. — George Jean Nathan

Jake. From Philadelphia." Then he shook everybody's hand, like he was joining a poker game. Another Jacob. Michael turned to his brother whose eyes — Alice McDermott

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours. — Adam Ferrara

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

The man you're going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence. — Nicole McKay

Everyone you know and all the people you meet have the potential to be someone important in the lives of others. — John C. Maxwell

Dammit. I think I'm in like with the naked man I met today. — R.J. Gonzales

Heaven begat Virtue in me; what can man do unto me? — Confucius

When there's nothing to see, when there are no thoughts, life comes instead. — John Ajvide Lindqvist

A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her. — Bauvard

Friends don't leave friends behind to wash dishes for yetis! — Philip Reeve

Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. — Confucius

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

Oh God, I've unleashed a monster, haven't I?"
"Nope. Just a red-blooded man, darlin'. — Leah Braemel

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — Jim Davidson

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. — Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up. — Henny Youngman

Good-night, Dr. John; you are good, you are beautiful; but you are not mine. Good-night and God bless you! — Charlotte Bronte

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. — Jacques Deval

There is turmoil under the heavens. The prospects are excellent. — Mao Zedong

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. — Victoria Denault

It's a rare person to face who they are and not run from it - not be broken by it. — Sarah J. Maas

There is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war. — Miguel De Cervantes

Never lie; never cheat; never steal. Don't whine; don't complain; don't make excuses. — John Wooden

There are some occasions when a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest. — Lord Chesterfield

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde