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Funny Losing Quotes By Jill Shalvis: I don't want to dig him or his

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

Funny Losing Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Even betting against myself, I could always find

Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose. — Jonathan Tropper

Funny Losing Quotes By Edward Harris: If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car. — Edward Harris

Funny Losing Quotes By Robert Breault: All my life I've wanted, just once, to

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought — Robert Breault

Funny Losing Quotes By Annabel Pitcher: My words travelled through my veins which hung

My words travelled through my veins which hung in the sky like telephone wires. — Annabel Pitcher

Funny Losing Quotes By Arthur Miller: I'm losing weight, you notice, Pop?

I'm losing weight, you notice, Pop? — Arthur Miller

Funny Losing Quotes By Alexander Elder: The market does not know you exist. You

The market does not know you exist. You can do nothing to influence it. You can only control your behavior. — Alexander Elder

Funny Losing Quotes By Dakota Dawn: We losers don't fear death. For us it's

We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell. — Dakota Dawn

Funny Losing Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning. — Criss Jami

Funny Losing Quotes By Anne Tyler: Funny how you have to picture losing a

Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. — Anne Tyler

Funny Losing Quotes By George Brett: If a tie is like kissing your sister,

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

Funny Losing Quotes By Tara Kelly: First loves can fuck you up.

First loves can fuck you up. — Tara Kelly

Funny Losing Quotes By Norman Chad: If you wagered $5,000 on each of my

If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow. — Norman Chad

Funny Losing Quotes By Marie Forleo: Finding the funny is the key to never

Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge — Marie Forleo

Funny Losing Quotes By Les Paul: I have younger friends who don't work, and

I have younger friends who don't work, and they aren't doing so well. My secret is to keep going, keep working. — Les Paul

Funny Losing Quotes By Jonathan Harr: Truth is found at the bottom of a

Truth is found at the bottom of a bottomless pit. Jerome Facher - A Civil Action. — Jonathan Harr

Funny Losing Quotes By Helena Hunting: Funny how losing someone important is the thing

Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner. — Helena Hunting

Funny Losing Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I

I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Funny Losing Quotes By Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi: Other things equal, a life filled with complex

Other things equal, a life filled with complex flow activities is more worth living than one spent consuming passive entertainment. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Funny Losing Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: When a state is afraid of the journalists,

When a state is afraid of the journalists, it means that that state is definitely doing some secret devilish things! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny Losing Quotes By Selena Gomez: I love Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Katy Perry. They

I love Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Katy Perry. They are all about being themselves and I love that. — Selena Gomez

Funny Losing Quotes By Miroslav Holub: I think that the habit of gloomy poetry

I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing. — Miroslav Holub

Funny Losing Quotes By Theodore Bikel: I prefer to choose which traditions to keep

I prefer to choose which traditions to keep and which to let go. — Theodore Bikel

Funny Losing Quotes By Zora Neale Hurston: It's a funny thing, the less people have

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. — Zora Neale Hurston

Funny Losing Quotes By Danny Aiello: I have sons, and they have never said

I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That's the truth. — Danny Aiello

Funny Losing Quotes By Zig Ziglar: There is only one thing worse than training

There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar

Funny Losing Quotes By Confucius: Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and

Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it. — Confucius

Funny Losing Quotes By Gautama Buddha: As you walk and eat and travel, be

As you walk and eat and travel, be where you are. Otherwise you will miss most of your life. — Gautama Buddha

Funny Losing Quotes By Criss Jami: Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing. — Criss Jami