Funny Living Quotes
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Funny Living Quotes & Sayings
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I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
— Pete Seeger
What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!
— Karen Gibbs
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
— Candice Bergen
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater.
— Charles Kimbrough
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.
— Fannie Flagg
We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun
— Jan Jansen
Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it.
— Kevin James Breaux
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia.
— Dana Marie Bell
Audience member: Living Room!Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
— Tom Arnold
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
Living with computers gives funny ideas.
— Wim Crouwel
The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression?
— Anne Frank
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Repetition will be repeated
— NightBits
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?
— Robert Anton Wilson
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
— Josh Lucas
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.
— Christian Bale
No guest rooms." I shake my head resolutely. "I want to be in a room room. A lived-in room.
— Lauren Oliver
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
— Pauly Shore
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
— Ashish Chauhan
I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'
— Demetri Martin
