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The biggest problem of all is that it's very difficult to tell my daughter, 'Swearing is not clever or funny,' because I earn a living by swearing. — Peter Capaldi

Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. — Shaun Tan

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live. — Robert Riskin

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! — Oscar Wilde

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. — Pete Seeger

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually! — Karen Gibbs

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. — Candice Bergen

It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater. — Charles Kimbrough

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones. — Fannie Flagg

We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun — Jan Jansen

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. — Kevin James Breaux

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer. — Charles M. Schulz

If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia. — Dana Marie Bell

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin

No, I don't like you, I just thought you were cute enough to kiss you. — Frank Ocean

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold

Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. — Joanna Cassidy

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. — Mervyn Peake

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Repetition will be repeated — NightBits

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. — Scott Adams

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. — Terry Alderton

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious? — Robert Anton Wilson

It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9. — Josh Lucas

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living. — Jim Norton

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things. — Gilbert Gottfried

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job. — Christian Bale

No guest rooms." I shake my head resolutely. "I want to be in a room room. A lived-in room. — Lauren Oliver

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living. — Pauly Shore

When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them. — Ashish Chauhan

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Whenever I come here, I pretend I'm living in the future and the atmosphere is irradiated and wild bands of biodiesel bikers rule the dusty surface. — Robin Sloane