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Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson. — Jay Nordlinger

Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. — Peter Heller

Ii believe in magic, therefore tsrap it in a book — Karen Emma Hall

All lines are gray in the dark. — Nenia Campbell

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

grief does not decline in a straight line or along a slow curve like a graph in a child's math book. — Helen Simonson

The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. — D.E. Navarro

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. — Lauren Myracle

Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it? — Edna Ferber

She shot across the rug, flung the door back open, and yelled into the parking lot. "I hope you choke on your blood vegetables! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I paint a tree - I think of how the roots go deep, deep into the earth. How the tree grows year by year toward the sky. How it stands with the winds. — Douglas Lockwood

Darkness does not always equal bad and Light does not always mean good. — Kristin Cast

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

I never wanted to be a writer; I just had stories I needed to tell. — Sefi Atta

We pick bygone time up by the handfuls and, like clay, see if it feels right and then form it into stories about the past. — James Alexander Thom

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh. — Dick Van Dyke

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?" — Bill Bailey

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

It's funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it. — Kami Garcia

Funny how different life could be, so many things that make you take one route instead of another. If only we could live them all. — Peter F. Hamilton

Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh. — Rebecca McNutt

He felt wretched at this point, he'd just told off Gandalf essentially, and Dumbledore's kindness was only making him feel worse. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

You can't steal from thieves. — Rupert Dreyfus

And Burford needs a momma. — Kristen Ashley

You will do well. — Robert Jordan