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Funny Listening Quotes By Heidi James: All the houses sat blank, like masks -

All the houses sat blank, like masks - meaningless until someone was inside. — Heidi James

Funny Listening Quotes By Joe Eszterhas: I haven't really spoken to God since I

I haven't really spoken to God since I was a boy and I've rediscovered god and prayer in the process and all of that has come together. — Joe Eszterhas

Funny Listening Quotes By Kristen Wiig: With improv, it's a combination of listening and

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. — Kristen Wiig

Funny Listening Quotes By Bill Monroe: I just wanted a style of music all

I just wanted a style of music all my own. — Bill Monroe

Funny Listening Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When you eat a lot of spicy food,

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Listening Quotes By Demetri Martin: I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's

I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts. — Demetri Martin

Funny Listening Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Listening Quotes By Nancy B. Brewer: For in the forest someone is always watching

For in the forest someone is always watching and someone is always listening! — Nancy B. Brewer

Funny Listening Quotes By Terry Goodkind: In this world, everyone must die. None of

In this world, everyone must die. None of us has any choice in that. Our choice is how we wish to live. — Terry Goodkind

Funny Listening Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked

Now you're listening to Swedish ?" I asked her. "He thinks I'm the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! — Joel N. Ross

Funny Listening Quotes By Nalini Singh: She was his and he was hers. They

She was his and he was hers. They had under-the-skin privileges. — Nalini Singh

Funny Listening Quotes By Emile Zola: Kings may usurp thrones, republics may be established,

Kings may usurp thrones, republics may be established, but the town scarcely stirs. Plassan sleeps while Paris fights. — Emile Zola

Funny Listening Quotes By Raphael Zernoff: You are a limitless consciousness, Love, and the

You are a limitless consciousness, Love, and the One who contains within yourself all that is. — Raphael Zernoff

Funny Listening Quotes By The Band Perry: It's funny how your dead when people start

It's funny how your dead when people start listening. — The Band Perry

Funny Listening Quotes By Matt Wallace: And try as we might, small magic never

And try as we might, small magic never seems to win out over giant meat. — Matt Wallace

Funny Listening Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: He was listening so I don't remember.

He was listening so I don't remember. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Listening Quotes By Franklin P. Jones: One advantage of talking to yourself is that

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

Funny Listening Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: Yeah, baggy jeans are done. Nobody wants to

Yeah, baggy jeans are done. Nobody wants to wear big, baggy jeans. Baggy jeans are completely over with. — Wiz Khalifa

Funny Listening Quotes By Catherine Keener: I think people are always looking for a

I think people are always looking for a good comedy. — Catherine Keener

Funny Listening Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have no problem not listening to the

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Listening Quotes By Pippa Evans: I don't know if I was funny as

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

Funny Listening Quotes By Alex Cox: And Walker was made with a Mexican crew,

And Walker was made with a Mexican crew, although it was shot in Nicaragua. — Alex Cox

Funny Listening Quotes By Isa Boletini: When the spring comes, we will manure the

When the spring comes, we will manure the plains of Kosova with the bones of Serbs, for we Albanians have suffered too much to forget. — Isa Boletini