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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.
— Rudyard Kipling
When I decided to go to a country that subsidized music, I went to the Soviet Union for two years.
— Alex North
for the love of God, do not microwave your food in plastic Tupperware! In fact, don't use a microwave. Period.
— Natalie Loeffler
When you recognize that failing doesn't make you a failure, you give yourself permission to try all sorts of things.
— Lauren Fleshman
I think everybody has a little bit of an asshole inside of them.
— Stanley Tucci
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
I'm never going to write a whole paragraph describing what a living room looks like.
— Steven Amsterdam
Babe, I don't know you and my no zone has a very short guest list. Consider my belt the velvet rope no one crosses without an express invitation.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Inequality is a fact. Equality is a value.
— Mason Cooley
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
— Rita Rudner
Elizabeth sank into the leather wing chair in the library of her mind and began to read.
— L.J.M. Owen
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
— Chris Rock
The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new.
— Lindsey Kelk
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life.
— Angelina Jolie
True faith does not so much attempt to manipulate God to do our will as it does to position us to do his will.
— Philip Yancey