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Funny Lips Quotes By Socrates: Is it true; is it kind, or is

Is it true; is it kind, or is it necessary? — Socrates

Funny Lips Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: A hooker once told me she had a

A hooker once told me she had a headache. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Lips Quotes By Michael Martin Hammer: Unless companies change these rules, any superficial re-organizations

Unless companies change these rules, any superficial re-organizations they perform will be no more effective than dusting the furniture in Pompeii. — Michael Martin Hammer

Funny Lips Quotes By Jess C. Scott: Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

Funny Lips Quotes By Ricky Dillon: no one is ever too old to dye

no one is ever too old to dye Easter eggs. — Ricky Dillon

Funny Lips Quotes By Betty Hill: So actually we didn't have any contacts with

So actually we didn't have any contacts with UFO organizations. It was all strictly government. — Betty Hill

Funny Lips Quotes By Olivia Newport: Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

Funny Lips Quotes By Tamora Pierce: Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I

Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce

Funny Lips Quotes By Regina Brett: Everything can change in the blink of an

Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. — Regina Brett

Funny Lips Quotes By Isaac Marion: My friend "M" says the irony of being

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off. — Isaac Marion

Funny Lips Quotes By Johnny Weir: When you are an athlete, it's difficult to

When you are an athlete, it's difficult to take time off and say you want to come back without everyone judging you and attacking you. — Johnny Weir

Funny Lips Quotes By Tyler Cowen: Presidents always want to do nice, noble, long-run

Presidents always want to do nice, noble, long-run things, and Congress is less keen to do so. We've seen that throughout the history of this country. — Tyler Cowen

Funny Lips Quotes By Leila Howland: We didn't kiss," I said. Jules cocked an

We didn't kiss," I said. Jules cocked an eyebrow. "We brushed lips. — Leila Howland

Funny Lips Quotes By T Jay Taylor: Leadership: Converting dreams into goals and goals into

Leadership: Converting dreams into goals and goals into success. — T Jay Taylor

Funny Lips Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Pain is a pleasure in disguise.

Pain is a pleasure in disguise. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Lips Quotes By Henry Theodore Tuckerman: The mind's only perfect vassal.

The mind's only perfect vassal. — Henry Theodore Tuckerman

Funny Lips Quotes By Katie McGarry: No more game playing. It's time we call

No more game playing. It's time we call this fight what it is: a war. — Katie McGarry

Funny Lips Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Excellent! You almost look like a human being

Excellent! You almost look like a human being now! — Suzanne Collins

Funny Lips Quotes By Max Frisch: Time does not change us. It just unfolds

Time does not change us. It just unfolds us. — Max Frisch

Funny Lips Quotes By Melissa Landers: Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process? — Melissa Landers

Funny Lips Quotes By Eddie Murphy: Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy

Funny Lips Quotes By Terry Farrell: My eyes are different sizes, my nose is

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

Funny Lips Quotes By Sarah Robinson: The world might be tainted, but we don't

The world might be tainted, but we don't have to be. — Sarah Robinson