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Funny Lion Quotes By Paul Russell: When he got a story urge, there was

When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off. — Paul Russell

Funny Lion Quotes By Tippi Hedren: One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen. — Tippi Hedren

Funny Lion Quotes By Orson Scott Card: The only way to end things completely was

The only way to end things completely was to hurt him enough that his fear was stronger than his hate. — Orson Scott Card

Funny Lion Quotes By Marty Pollio: I take my pet lion to church ever

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. — Marty Pollio

Funny Lion Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: Why the clay?" "That is also what I

Why the clay?" "That is also what I am," Vashet said. "Only that which bends can teach. — Patrick Rothfuss

Funny Lion Quotes By Marlon Wayans: If you could cross a lion and a

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans

Funny Lion Quotes By Rob Dyrdek: In all aspects of life, it's always much

In all aspects of life, it's always much funner when you surround yourself with people you enjoy being around. — Rob Dyrdek

Funny Lion Quotes By L. Frank Baum: He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy."Is he

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum

Funny Lion Quotes By Bill Vaughan: When myth meets myth, the collision is very

When myth meets myth, the collision is very real. — Bill Vaughan

Funny Lion Quotes By A.A. Milne: A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. — A.A. Milne

Funny Lion Quotes By Dara Torres: I think if you can be a goal-setting

I think if you can be a goal-setting person, it makes it easier to stay motivated. — Dara Torres

Funny Lion Quotes By Spike Milligan: I thought I'd begin by reading a poem

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
— Spike Milligan

Funny Lion Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: Tell me where she is, or I'll snap

Tell me where she is, or I'll snap your neck like a wishbone! — Lisa Kleypas

Funny Lion Quotes By Roland Smith: This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the

This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much. — Roland Smith

Funny Lion Quotes By Mae West: March isn't the only thing that's in like

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. — Mae West

Funny Lion Quotes By Jerome Lawrence: A giant once lived in that body. But

A giant once lived in that body. But Matt Brady got lost. Because he was looking for God too high up and too far away. — Jerome Lawrence