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Funny Lion Quotes & Sayings

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When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off. — Paul Russell

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it ... and we always know when it will happen. — Tippi Hedren

The only way to end things completely was to hurt him enough that his fear was stronger than his hate. — Orson Scott Card

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat. — Marty Pollio

Why the clay?" "That is also what I am," Vashet said. "Only that which bends can teach. — Patrick Rothfuss

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans

In all aspects of life, it's always much funner when you surround yourself with people you enjoy being around. — Rob Dyrdek

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum

When myth meets myth, the collision is very real. — Bill Vaughan

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion. — A.A. Milne

I think if you can be a goal-setting person, it makes it easier to stay motivated. — Dara Torres

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
— Spike Milligan

Tell me where she is, or I'll snap your neck like a wishbone! — Lisa Kleypas

This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much. — Roland Smith

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. — Mae West

A giant once lived in that body. But Matt Brady got lost. Because he was looking for God too high up and too far away. — Jerome Lawrence