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I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
— Robert Pattinson
Kiss my lickity-split," the doper shouted.
— Judy Byington
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn't notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought that was how people looked at him.
— Amanda Hocking
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
— Red Skelton
It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.
— Jack Paar
The heart is all that matters.
— George R R Martin
Real men don't lift weights, they lift women.
— Every Male Ballet Dancer
Mediocrity inspires neither great love nor hate.
— Vanna Bonta
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.
— Craig Ferguson