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The use of thermodynamics in biology has a long history rich in confusion ... — Harold Morowitz

A man is never so proud as when striking an attitude of humility. — C.S. Lewis

How is the economy supposed to recover when people can't afford to fill the tank? — Jay Kay

Slim throws me a startled look. I aim my bolt shooter at him. Who am I, you sonofabitch?
Helluva time for a identity crisis, he says. — Moira Young

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. — Paul Dickson

Love is the beauty of the being. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You're mine," she whispered. "Mine, as I'm yours. And if we die, we die. All men must die, Jon Snow. But first, we'll live. — George R R Martin

So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient. — Nenia Campbell

If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. — Shannon L. Alder

It's funny how you can go for a long time in life not needing someone, and then you meet them and you suddenly need them all the time — Meg Wolitzer

I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... — Hiroko Sakai

I'd rather be happy than right. — Marcus Brigstocke

I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. — Greg Kinnear

I think that i was a rat in rat wheel in my previous life ... can not forget the habit — Hiroko Sakai

Summertime, it gets hotter than Lucifer's tail feathers, — Carolyn Brown

The Alien bill proposed in the Senate is a monster that must forever disgrace its parents. — James Madison

The answer is flying not crying ... Every flight begins with a fall. — George R R Martin

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. — Laurie Halse Anderson

It is, of course, a trifle, but there is nothing so important as trifles. — Arthur Conan Doyle

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. — Liam Neeson

The normal objective of my thought affords no insight into the dark places of human will and feeling. — Albert Einstein

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. — Robert Breault

It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still. — Julia Green

The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. — Robin Sloan

The effort only shifted me from the frying-pan into the fire. — Lucian

Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. — Isabel Gillies

It was funny how the monumental shit in your life tends to happen in slow-motion and at warp speed at the same time. — N.R. Walker

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny. — David M. Evans

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Life is funny...we never know what's in store for us and time brings on what is meant to be. — April Mae Monterrosa

So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it. — Chuck Palahniuk

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo

Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. — Monica Murphy

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones

Don't make me sad, don't make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why. — Lana Del Rey

Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. — Kristen Callihan

Eternity is not a super-abundance of time, but timelessness. — Vijay Balakrishnan

Are you laughing? I can feel you laughing. My life isn't funny!" "Babe, your life should be a prime-time sitcom. — Janet Evanovich