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Language is how we hack other people's brains. It's how we make them see things the way we want them to see them.
— Paolo Bacigalupi
Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn't embarrassed that he or she asked.
— Marilyn Vos Savant
The capacity to be patient, to bear with others through thick and thin, is within the reach of anyone.
— Eknath Easwaran
The most Beautiful people are the ones that don't look like one race or even one sex
— Francesca Lia Block
You don't have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.
— Jim Butcher
Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life.
— Douglas Adams
I have found that a story leaves a deeper impression when it is impossible to tell which side the author is on.
— Leo Tolstoy
How about we meet tomorrow at Von's Gym, 6 A.M.?" I'd heard rumors that such an hour of the morning existed, but thus far it had been unconfirmed.
— Jeff Strand
Whoever came up with the term "Funny Bone" must have been a masochist, because hitting it is not funny at all ...
— Gary Hopkins
Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can't claim his voice wasn't heard.
— Jay Leno
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
— Tom Arnold