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If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Never duck responsibility, its like running from the rain only to fall into the river.
— Farrah Gray
don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Since I was drafted by the Blackhawks, the people of Chicago have really embraced me and treated me with nothing but respect.
— Patrick Kane
If people give me a year or two of their best effort, then I am their friend for life.
— Charlie Trotter
Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)
— Andrew Sturm
If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree.
— Ken Reardon
The moon can never breathe, but it can take our breath away with the beauty of its cold, arid orb.
— Munia Khan
All lines are gray in the dark.
— Nenia Campbell
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
— Douglas Coupland
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
Even if there was the slightest probability Cael was right, Ash was so deep in the closet, he was taking Aslan's place in Narnia.
— Charlie Cochet
It is the 'follow through' that makes the great difference between ultimate success and failure, because it is so easy to stop.
— Charles Kettering
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
What Skrillex does with Ableton it's like being a little god. It's not just pushing loops - that's easy - but to do the effects he's a genius.
— Giorgio Moroder
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth!
— Albert Einstein
There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.
— Santosh Kalwar
I didn't ever want this to end.
— Robin Talley
Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.
— Santosh Kalwar
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
The iron may not be hot early if you want to wait for it to get heated; it will get hot if you strike it hardly! Strike it now!
— Israelmore Ayivor
Baggage is a funny thing. The more you have of it, the heavier it becomes and the longer it takes to reach your destination in life.
— Chloe Maxwell
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman