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Wintermute was a simple cube of white light, that very simplicity suggesting extreme complexity.
— William Gibson
His lie ability is an asset
— Alec Sulkin
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
— Amit Kalantri
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
— Lyn Nofziger
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
And while from inside we would hear coughs and stirrings, there was never a rustle in the listeners out the door.
— Corrie Ten Boom
The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.
— Mark Lawrence
Funny how one lie leads to another and before you know it, your whole life can be a lie. I sit on the porch swing later, not even
— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
— Winston S. Churchill
To make a man a saint, it must indeed be by grace; and whoever doubts this does not know what a saint is, or a man.
— Blaise Pascal
I wish people wouldn't think of me as a saint - unless they agree with the definition of a saint that a saint's a sinner who goes on trying.
— Aung San Suu Kyi
Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!
— Raymond Benson
What I have in my heart and soul - must find a way out. That's the reason for music.
— Ludwig Van Beethoven
Then liberty, like day, Breaks on the soul, and by a flash from Heaven Fires all the faculties with glorious joy.
— William Cowper
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Might does not make right! Right makes right!
— T.H. White
I only lie for sex or money or to practice for when I need to lie for sex or money.
— Stephen Schneider
Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc..
— Rhonda Byrne
Just for that moment, I feel as though I belong here.
— Lauren Oliver
Numbness is not happiness.
— Marty Rubin
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
You have buttered your bread. Now you must lie on it.
— Beverly Rycroft
It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.
— Jewel E. Ann
I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.
— Steven Wright
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
As for myself, I was never against Russia.
— Eduard Shevardnadze
She sank to the floor and tried rubbing away the burn. If anyone saw ther, they'd think she'd been crying.
— Siobhan Vivian
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
Loving someone who hates themselves
is a special kind of violence.
A fight inside the bones.
A war within the blood. — Yrsa Daley-Ward
I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life.
— F Scott Fitzgerald