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Funny Lazy Quotes By Damian Barr: I am a gay writer, but I am

I am a gay writer, but I am also a Scottish writer and some days a lazy writer, or a funny writer. Being gay is just a part of who I am. — Damian Barr

Funny Lazy Quotes By Demetri Martin: When they were naming the animals, somebody got

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

Funny Lazy Quotes By Benson Bruno: Don't believe what you hear about those penguins.

Don't believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent. — Benson Bruno

Funny Lazy Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Funny Lazy Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard

Funny Lazy Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: What are you doing now, you lazy drunken

What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing? — Ernest Hemingway,

Funny Lazy Quotes By Barack Obama: A relentless focus on the outward markers of

A relentless focus on the outward markers of success can lead to complacency. It can make you lazy. — Barack Obama

Funny Lazy Quotes By Anthony Ward Clark: I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

Funny Lazy Quotes By Garrison Keillor: A cruise ship is a floating town of

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. — Garrison Keillor

Funny Lazy Quotes By M.J. McGuire: I was a lazy reader as a kid.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire