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Winter horseshoes are equipped with little spikes that give a horse traction on snow and ice and prevent it from slipping. — Saul David

Manners are like zero in arithmetic. They may not be much in themselves, but they are capable of adding a great deal of value to everything else. — Freya Stark

It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. — Tom Baker

British rule meant not democracy -colonialism is almost by definition underdemocratic - but limited constitutional liberalism and capitalism — Fareed Zakaria

The criminal classes are so close to us that even the policemen can see them. They are so far away from us that only the poet can understand them. — Oscar Wilde

A snake knows more about what is happening around than any other creature, because it has no ears to listen to gossip - only direct perception. — Jaggi Vasudev

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

I never thought I'd be on T.V. For me as a kid in Liverpool, it was a more realistic option to be a singer. — Cilla Black

The measurement in this race is not where you come from, it is "what do you fight for." — John F. Kerry