Funny Last Year Quotes
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Funny Last Year Quotes & Sayings
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Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It is foolish to lay out money for the purchase of repentance.
— Benjamin Franklin
Some people are lucky enough to borrow money from their parents, but that shouldn't determine whether you can pursue your dreams.
— Julian Castro
God does not reveal himself in strength or power, but in the weakness and fragility of a newborn babe.
— Pope Francis
Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ...
— Steven Wright
Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
— Jerry Coleman
But the truth is a double-edged sword; it is a dangerous thing.
— Michael Scott
for self-love is no more than the soothing of a man's self, which, done to another, is flattery. And
— Erasmus
Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.
— Derek The Ghost
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
— Cherise Sinclair
