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Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Johnny Carson: Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the

Happiness is seeing the muscular lifeguard all the girls were admiring leave the beach hand in hand with another muscular lifeguard. — Johnny Carson

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Dana Gould: If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant? — Dana Gould

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Winston Churchill: Do not criticize your government when out of

Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home — Winston Churchill

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Friedrich Schiller: Obedience decks the Christian most.

Obedience decks the Christian most. — Friedrich Schiller

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Ka: I play chess, but my past is checkered,The

I play chess, but my past is checkered,
The mic and I are like staff and shepherd. — Ka

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Barbara Elsborg: His life had been wrecked by lies and

His life had been wrecked by lies and he'd be falling forever because there was no one to catch him. — Barbara Elsborg

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Hope Edelman: Our mothers are our most direct connection to

Our mothers are our most direct connection to our history and gender. — Hope Edelman

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By C.S. Lewis: What we call Man's power over Nature turns

What we call Man's power over Nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with Nature as its instrument. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Elizabeth Payson Prentiss: If God chooses quite another lot for you,

If God chooses quite another lot for you, you may be sure that He sees that you need something totally different from what you want. — Elizabeth Payson Prentiss

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Neil Young: Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such

Crazy friends provide for crazy times, and such crazy times we're had. — Neil Young

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Mario Puzo: Uxuriousness may be the last refuge of the

Uxuriousness may be the last refuge of the honest man, — Mario Puzo

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Sete Gibernau: With roadracing, it takes a lot more time

With roadracing, it takes a lot more time and money. — Sete Gibernau

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Wanda Sykes: Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over. — Wanda Sykes

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Leslie Rule: the spoons jumped off the rack. And a

the spoons jumped off the rack. And a couple of times I've heard a man call my name when no one else was here — Leslie Rule

Funny Larry Ellison Quotes By Emmanuel Teney: Murder is not the crime of criminals, but

Murder is not the crime of criminals, but that of law-abiding citizens. — Emmanuel Teney