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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
Forgetting is a very useful kind of ignorance: it wipes the bad sums off our slates.
— Nanamoli Thera
Exhaustion without reward is torture.
— Kerlynne Ferrer
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
My husband always smells good to me.
— Jessica Capshaw
Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something.
— Rick Riordan
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
— Larry David
Which is better off, a lizard basking in the sun or a philosopher?
— Ursula K. Le Guin
Stop searching. Face the earth where you can. Literally speaking, it's all you have to go on.
— Richard Ford
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
— Larry David
Obedience Brings The Kingdom Of God To Earth
— Sunday Adelaja
Men of England, wherefore plough For the lords who lay you low?
— Percy Bysshe Shelley
The shadows around me roused themselves as if from a deep sleep and left silently in every direction.
— Anonymous
I became a very angry person and it was all due to alcoholism.
— Christopher Atkins
Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn.
— Lev Grossman
Whatever you expect, you will get. So expect success, not regret.
— Debasish Mridha