Funny Lady Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Funny Lady

Funny Lady Quotes & Sayings

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It's hard enough to be a lady writer. Doubly hard to be a funny lady writer. — Jill Soloway

It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day. — Lady Victoria Hervey

Very few women manage to have it all; certainly not all at once. — Gail Sheehy

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady. — Doris Roberts

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady. — Maya Rudolph

I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn't used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? — Molly Harper

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

Hey Lady I don't want to fuck you husband . — Amy Poehler

Narrow the Focus. By that I mean you shouldn't try to do everything; you should do a few things well. — Andy Stanley

Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce

When you live in a leading lady's body, which I do, you have to constantly prove that you are funny. — Elizabeth Banks

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. — Steven Wright

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon

I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Is the alcohol really just making me stupid, or it bringing out something inside of me that I don't want to believe is there — J.A. Redmerski

Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman! — Lady Randolph Churchill

I bossed my middle sister around all the time. — Priscilla Chan

It's not over till the fat lady eats! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought? — Diane M. Haynes

He who says he can't isn't willing — Caryn

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace. — Maisie Williams

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall

I will never be satisfied, like the Olympics. — Li Ka-shing

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. — J.D. Salinger

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin