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I've been passing through for the longest time. — Anne Rice

The way I hold the club, I've got my hand way over, like I'm driving a motorcycle. My Kawasaki grip. — Pete Sampras

Going into a game against Lew Alcindor [later Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] is like going into a knife fight and finding there's no blade in your handle. — Bill Fitch

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants — David Copperfield

Oh, I'm so going to put a knife in the other side of your chest, I think, feeling stabby. — Amy A. Bartol

I don't usually tell people to go to hell, but when I do I'm happy to give directions. — Ant Richards

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!! — Milton Jones

Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. — Jeff Lindsay

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods. — Patrice O'Neal

The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife — Lisa McMann

I love my job. What would I retire to? — Richard Rogers

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. — Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to be truly artistic without the risk of offending someone somewhere. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Winning is about having the whole team on the same page. — Bill Walton

I only do solo albums when songs are screaming at me to be let out of my mind. — Graham Nash

Alek coughed politely, "If I promise to avoid funny business, could you perhaps remove this knife from my throat? — Scott Westerfeld

You know what they say. When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. — Jeaniene Frost

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy. — Sydney Smith

Love's a fire that needs renewal Of fresh beauty for its fuel. — Thomas Campbell

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? — Stanislaw Lem

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together — Terry Pratchett

He who strives for excellence strives for greatness. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Lovers of Swaraj cannot rest till a solution is found which would allay Mussalman apprehensions and yet not endanger Swaraj. — Mahatma Gandhi

Go where you will, if a shilling can there be procured, you may expect to meet with individuals in search of it. — John James Audubon