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Learning is the chief goal to those who aim high in life. — Euginia Herlihy

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky. — Mike Birbiglia

Innocent, unbiased observation is a myth. — Peter Medawar

Asthma is treatable and well can be controlled. — Cathy Freeman

Life is much weirder than fiction; nothing's more absurd. — Peter Mullan

The main thing I am interested in is my experience as a teacher. — Frank McCourt

How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee — L.R.W. Lee

I think it's sort of a rite of passage for a British actor to try and get the American accent and have a good crack at doing that. — Orlando Bloom

The day I finished 'Twilight,' I came home and started bulking up. For 'New Moon,' I'm 30 pounds heavier than I was in 'Twilight.' — Taylor Lautner

Misguided people sometimes create misguided ideas. Some of my ancestors were Oromo. How can I colonize myself? — Haile Selassie

Well-lit streets discourage sin, but don't overdo it. — William Kennedy

The desire to be cool is - ultimately - the desire to be rescued. — Chuck Klosterman

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand

Entrepreneurship boils down to the simple fact that a team of really smart people who can get things done are going to get smart, useful things done. — Joel Spolsky

The next time you see a spider web, please, pause and look a little closer. You'll be seeing one of the most high-performance materials known to man. — Cheryl Hayashi

We are indebted to the Book of books (Bible) for our national ideals and institution. Their preservation rests in adhering to it's precepts. — Herbert Hoover