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Funny Kitchen Quotes By S.J Perelman: "In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents

"In France," Marcel said with wintry dignity, "accidents occur in the bedroom, not the kitchen." — S.J Perelman

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Cassandra Clare: I've been thinking of installing a train in

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Red Skelton: I asked my wife where she wanted to

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Sara Quin: Audience member: Living Room!Sara: Kitchen

Audience member: Living Room!
Sara: Kitchen — Sara Quin

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a job naming kitchen

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Henny Youngman: I came home, the car was in the

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen." — Henny Youngman

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Sounds like you kids have some talking to

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I'll be eavesdropping from the kitchen. — Jill Shalvis

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Jussi Adler-Olsen: If you want to know what the camel

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Wendy Liebman: I'm going to get married again because I'm

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. — Wendy Liebman

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Stephen King: Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to

Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to serve out the Neapolitan (which we called van-choc-straw . . . funny how it all — Stephen King

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Brad Boney: Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the

Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the kitchen.
"He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole. — Brad Boney

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Milton Jones: I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ...

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood ... On my kitchen knife!! — Milton Jones

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Phyllis Diller: Best way to get rid of kitchen odors:

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. — Phyllis Diller

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Kitchen Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends

Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Kitchen Quotes By Foster

If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen> — Foster "Raul" Mkhabele